About the Book

Bob the Dog: The Memoirs of Evil Bob Terrier
The devilish dark side of a charming dog

Front cover of Bob the Dog: The Memoirs of Evil Bob Terrier

Where to buy

Bob the Dog: The Memoirs of Evil Bob Terrier is available on Kobo as an e-book and on Amazon as an e-book and a paperback.

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A terrier, an industrial estate, two strangers.
Lives collide.
The surprising memoirs of a devilishly-handsome dog.

You’ve read fluffy tales written by humans about how a dog helped them with this or that nonsense.  Well, this is my tail, oops, tale, setting things straight from my perspective.  You humans are just food providers and pooh picker-uppers.  Get over it.  And get reading my true story.

The fun can start now: I’m here.

Evil Bob - the self-service guru of life


This book contains profanity
‘Profanity’, of course there’s profanity - I’m a terrier!
Evil Bob

Probably been said about Bob and his memoirs

‘I don’t approve.’
A vet

'I didn’t know a book could teach me so much.’
Ted, Jack Russell

‘Bob, he’s all action-packed-and-ready-to-go.’
Rich, mohican punk

‘He left me with eight pups, but I still love him.’
Daphne, saluki bitch

‘He’s our hero.’
The eight pups

‘Hey, lads, get the bill ready for that huge chop and those sausages: I know where to send it now.’
A butcher

‘What a dog!  He’s a legend.’
Butch, English bull terrier

‘I spent the best day of my life with Bob.’
Ursinia, glamorous bitch

‘So that’s the !!!!! who bit me!’
Errol, Staffie

‘He stole my best carrots.’
A greengrocer
Evil Bob Terrier - a cad, a bounder or a canine gentleman-adventurer?